| When I'm here for 6 hours: | Lady Gaga does nothing, she is sleeping in her cave or smoking weed with Tara. |
| When I leave for 1 hour: | Wins the "Best Dressed Of The Week" poll, posts selfies of her with her "new" brunette hair, posts 5 new tweets, buys a new bag, new candids arrive with her brunette hair and practically ruins everyone's lives and make them cry for not being as perfect as her. |