- When I'm here for 6 hours: Lady Gaga does nothing, she is sleeping in her cave or smoking weed with Tara.
- When I leave for 1 hour: Wins the "Best Dressed Of The Week" poll, posts selfies of her with her "new" brunette hair, posts 5 new tweets, buys a new bag, new candids arrive with her brunette hair and practically ruins everyone's lives and make them cry for not being as perfect as her.
"gaga looks like me now!"
literally every brunette girl today (via tarasavelo)
- *20 years later*
- my kids: mom what did you do for fun when you were our age?
- me: i stalked your father all day long on the internet.
im such a lightweight