- When I'm here for 6 hours: Lady Gaga does nothing, she is sleeping in her cave or smoking weed with Tara.
- When I leave for 1 hour: Wins the "Best Dressed Of The Week" poll, posts selfies of her with her "new" brunette hair, posts 5 new tweets, buys a new bag, new candids arrive with her brunette hair and practically ruins everyone's lives and make them cry for not being as perfect as her.
- *20 years later*
- my kids: mom what did you do for fun when you were our age?
- me: i stalked your father all day long on the internet.
(Source: , via venusthegoddess)
im such a lightweight